You might be a redneck if...
...you've sent compliments to the chef at the state fair.
...you want to be buried facing Wal-Mart.
...you've had a tailgate party at a funeral.
...your favorite sex position is "facing the TV."
...you've ever overdosed on Kool-Aid.
...you've ever peed your name in the snow.
...you think Starbucks is a hunting ranch.
...your idea as a romantic gift is His 'n' Hers camouflage vests.
...you've trimmed a bush into the shape of a naked woman.
...you've requested the honeymoon suite at Motel 6.
...you've used white-out on a birth certificate.
...you think Lamborghini is a special at Oliver Garden.
Special thanks to Lizzy G for giving me the "you might be a redneck if..." calender
Center: A special friend-Mr. Buffallo Bill himself back in his bigger/younger years
~More to come~
Thanks girls! Those were the glory days! I think that was taken right before the pumpkin pie eating contest!
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